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The man who could steal your mind

Today we share with you Michael Logie’s contribution to the Spoken Word Competition organised by the CCSJ and the Youth Commission. 

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Michael Logie

He won second prize. Look out for the twist at the end. Here is another example of the way in which many of our young people are using their wordsmith skills/talents to express themselves.
There are many, like Michael, who’ve heeded Pope Francis’ advice given on World Youth Day in Krakow, Poland, in July 2016. Inter alia, he said: “it is…hard, and troubling, to see young people who waste their lives looking for thrills or a feeling of being alive by taking dark paths, and in the end having to pay for it – and pay dearly. It is disturbing to see young people squandering some of the best years of their lives, wasting their energies running after peddlers of fond illusions…who rob you of what is best in you. So I ask you: Are you looking for empty thrills in life, or do you want to feel a power that can give you a lasting sense of life and fulfilment? Empty thrills or the power of grace?”

Michael has chosen the power of grace and he has given us permission to reproduce his piece.

 

Man of Steal/Steel
By Michael Logie

 

The police was looking for this guy

Official reports out of the Ministry of National Security state,

He is sly, unarmed…dangerous and will do whatever it takes…to take

The police are asking that if you have information, immediately contact your nearest police station or 800-TIPS

The suspect?

You will never suspect

This man once stole bad luck from karma

This man will steal from your 40 ft avocado tree without a ladder

For fun, this man could steal the funds out of a treasury, bank or credit union

For fun, this man could steal the body and blood of Christ during communion

This man could steal the beard off your chin

This man could steal the Nike sign off of your shoes while you’re walking

This man could steal the dentures out an old person mouth when they’re talking

This man gets confused when he sees Rattans has a sign saying steal of a deal

It’s almost like he had super powers the way this man could steal

So much so that people used to call him man of steal

You think it’s bad when people ‘tiefing’ your internet

He must be even steal that and your cable box and you ain’t even notice yet

This guy does lie sometimes, every now and then

So he could easily beat a lie detector test or even outsmart the three wise men

With his conniving ways

He could even steal your ham out your oven on Christmas day

Ladies, you feel he could steal from you?

He will even creep into your bedroom and make his way with your Victoria Secret perfume

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He could steal the (electric sound) electricity out your house and treat it as his own.

Your car park outside, he will steal, pop your bonnet and steal your battery and go

Hold on to your pockets because he will steal the battery and sim card out of your Galaxy smart phone

This man, could even steal the power out of the microphone

Testing 1, 2

You see, he even try to steal the power out the microphone

This man stealing anything from your curtains to your…

Look that bulb sparking

Ha!Ha!Ha!… I see that some of you all turned behind

And that is just a sign that this guy could even steal your mind

The police is looking for this guy

But who is he

What if I told you, that this guy was me

You might want to safeguard your belongings

Probably shun me and take away my sense of belonging

You might in turn, turn away and proceed to Crime Stoppers to turn me in,
all because now you know now I thief all them thing

And you may be thinking; like this guy dunce

But I don’t care because only the Holy Spirit can give me guidance

So my sins and hymns were sent to him

It took one night of no sleep

2 nights of counting sheep

3 nights of constant Our Fathers and Hail Marys

And 4 nights until I realised that his love is not finite

So I’d continue to live the fine life of a saved servant

From now, till I return to the dust and then back to the heavens

Exodus 20:15 – You shall not steal

My Reality 2016 – I will never steal

The police are no longer looking for this guy

It is said that he turned himself in,

He gave himself up

To the Lord.

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